December 2008
156 posts
A bee can smell with its knees. →
mangasmic
Note to self...
Look up the followign artists when you get home:
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM - DRESDEN DOLLS - CHEMICAL BROTHERS - FAT BOYSLIM - EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY - RJD2 (pick up @ 8:25)
my friends don't think christian bale is gorgeous.
slowsymphonies:
blasphemy.
It’s simple then: they are’nt friends.
WHAT YOU DIDN'T HEAR? CREEPY IS THE NEW COOL!
FUCK HATERS. I LOVE ALL TUMBLRS.
I just bough the...
Ray La Montagne album - it’s pretty fucking great.
Unnecessary Knowledge →
srsly:
Not totally
I could read these all day!
WCB!
Tomorrow @ 11 am! And yes I made up a nick name for a place we go every weekend - a tradition that yes I just made up, and yes hasnt even happened yet. Yes, tomorrow will be the first time an actual group attends the WCB or Wareham Crossing Borders! YES I AM A PHONY! GET OVER IT! GOODNIGHT! (cries himself to sleep)
WOAH!
i just played the last two audio posts before this text post at the same time, and listened to them on my brand new Sony noise-canceling headphones. Im no docter, but im pretty sure Spoon and MOPA aren’t supposed to be sliced together. I had visions! - which may or may not be conducive to the fact that its 2:51 AM! Regardless, I had mad visions that made Alice look like a TaraMichelle. Get...
hipstertracks: martinis-in-a:
Spoon - “The Way...
For all the drunks tonite!
Put Justice on repeat and fall asleep to it. I dare you to!
oh my god.
conundrums:
i just looked at my tumblr and realized that nearly all my entries for the last four days have just been pictures of myself. how embarrassing. i need to cut back. yeah. since when did i like my own face so much!?! Tumblrs love it. That’s all i’m saying.
So I was thinking...
What in god’s world would it take to get 1000 followers?! It would be pretty fucking amazing! And not because it would make you think “Wow, i’m pretty popular”, but more so “Wow, people actually want to listen to my bullshit.” For the record, I never pretend to know the answers. I make it all up, and i’ve always been happy with the results - the results...
Books?
You guys seem to have good taste. I’m 17, I love the outdoors, I love innovation, and i’m a sucker for a good adventure. What is a good book that I should pick up tomorrow?
warning:
My Own Private Alaska - Die For Me
I...
Bidding Gratitude (edit)
Thank you, inothernews - I have taken your advice strongly, and in fact in retrospect, have now since realized that my job a Dunkin’ Donuts was especially good at fueling said vices. Perhaps we have met before, and didn’t know it. Edit: I screwed up and thought ...
“Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over? An analyst and a...”
– Tobias Funke (via srsly)
"Poor" Taste
Omlete steak tips, filet mignon, chicken pork, twice baked potatoes, lays potato chips, half of a pecan pie, and the satisfaction of not being homeless. Is that crude? I think we are all allowed a single serving of crude humor atleast once a week. Crude is the new Cute. Im just hoping the coming “Obamination” doesnt fall for the cute ones, you know, the “Cute Industry.”...
Advice to all my fellow tumblrs..
If one must chew on something non-edible, do not chew on twisty-ties. Beneath the bright colored and easily-malable outer coating, there lies an object of death. I just half-piereced my lip because I fell weak to the temptations of a restless pair of floppy, sloppy wailing lips. Take my advice, or else you might get harpooned.
Non-outside colloquialness. What?
Brendan: that's a "someone else's-knee slapper"
Me: ur telling my "cock and balls"
Brendan: no "skinbeefs" in that region
Brendan: hey not to bash her publicly...
Brendan: ...two days before
Me: duh
Me: honestly - I need boats
Brendan: Basically
Me: Deadass, "Good Knees"
Brendan: Agreed, "it's beatin' time"
Brendan: Deadass, David Bowie is a "Meatsmakin Homie"
Me: Yes sir, thank you sir.
Brendan: There! Mr. Dennis Cohasset Casey
Brendan: Hey I went to this cool site: Wickedlocal.com. Apparently it's a Boston.com website.
Brendan: They've got a great list of puns, but no plays on words.
...and Brendan FTW.
WDCS - Life size blue whale →
wildephotog:
People have been asking me a lot lately why I’m afraid of whales. This is why.
So cool.
livesophia:
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
...
That's Weird
If you reblog someones chat, it doesn’t given credit to the person who posted it. So it looks like I posted it, that’s not fair.
LiveLeak.com - Rednecks Mess with the Wrong Guy →
sparo: Long and boring, but by the end, that’s some funny stuff.
How to Travel and Backpack the World on a Budget →
robot-heart:
Best. Website. Ever.
Awful.
Me: Grandma put your legs on the couch, don't leave em open like that, you look like a slut!
Grandma: I'm sorry honey. It was just so hot, I wanted some air.
Me: Oh my!
Christmas presents
sparo:
I just finished opening presents; my last year opening presents, and it was by far the lowest budget Christmas I’ve ever had. The majority of the gifts were clothing items, and edibles. I received Trident gum, two hats, M&Ms, chapstick, a pair of pajama pants, a pair of regular pants, a shirt, long johns, a laptop stand, a bag, a pair of slippers, and a caramel apple.
...
I thought...
…that Sophia Sadoughi was like 30, but she’s not. Now I know.
Tumblr Awards
yeachum:
insidethebox:
I guess I follow like 0% of the Popular Tumblrs. Pololitics? I have no idea who any of these people are.
Vote for Magic Molly (Editorials) and Boy Meets Love (Quotes).
I know right! i was telling my sisters that i knew ONE of the names on the list. …woops.
I had the same feeling. I thought I was the only one out of the loop, but it’s comforting to hear this.
Oh Xmas
me: I attached a list of tee shirts I want from this site - they sell gift cards too. chup.
mom: chup? ... already spent my budget but will fwd to Gram Peg
me: chup is a word you wouldn't know, so don't worry about it. Also, if you could fwd me the status report for the last fiscal quarter - that would be much appreciated. thanks.
mom: the deadline for requesting status reports has passed, chup
me: your fired
mom: can't fire the BOSS!
